I love saying ‘your mom.’ For some reason I think that might be one of the best jokes of all time. Try it: next time somebody asks you a question just answer them by saying “your mom” or “at your mom’s house” or some other form of “your mom.” And if you’re feeling especially frisky, you can get this t- shirt featuring both “your mom” and “myspace.” Perfect.

Black Friday is coming up. Eat a little turkey, do a little shopping. I don’t know about you, but I absolutely dread the shopping season. I hate spending an hour looking for parking and then fighting the crowds. Read more… »

When the holidays roll around I think about when I was a kid and we used to go to grandma’s for Thanksgiving or Christmas. One thing she always had was nuts. I don’t know if it’s an old person thing or what, but there were always bowls of nuts lying around her house ready to be eaten.

There were cashews, peanuts, almonds, walnuts, chestnuts roasting on an open fire (ok, maybe not), and all sorts of nuts that I had no idea what they were. It’s been a long time - but I thought I would look around and see what I could find in the way of nuts. Read more… »

Have you tried creating your own greeting cards on your computer? Depending on your computer skills the results can vary. Plus - have you bought the right kind of paper or are you just printing the cards on regular old printer paper?

There are a number of sites where you can find some really nice original Holiday Greeting Card designs, and you can even create some photo cards at a number of online photo sites. But, if you want to create you own Read more… »

Well, today is your lucky day. You could own your very own USB Desk Vacuum (available here).

Even though it’s pretty funny - it’s actually not such a bad idea. Though I’m not sure I’m messy enough to warrant an actual vacuum cleaner - but, you never know - if you got it, maybe you’d find a mess to be able to use it for. Perhaps if I could also find a USB Maid to use my USB Vacuum Cleaner.

It might also be a great joke/gag gift this Christmas for somebody in the office seeing as it’s only $19.99.